I've never seen so many deleted posts on a thread.....
Now THAT’S funny! LOL! They might as well delete the thread. Yesterday I substituted at the catholic school here in a second grade class, 7 hours of near chaos. I got home wiped out. We had Mass that morning and later a tour of the santuary and the confessionals were the biggest hit. I told the 20 little darlings I was glad they know where the confessional are because they will be needing to use them soon. Of course we had to have a heavy downpour so recess, gym, even library were in the classroom. After one kid I think acted like Eddie Haskell complained his left tonsil hurt all during mass, two girls that morning had tummy aches and visited the nurse, and then another threw up in the bucket that had ALL the coats and lunch boxes so as I am cleaning off barf of the kids’ things the head nun comes in to introduce herself to me and see if everything is going well. The kids got to take their messy things home in plastic bags for mommy to finish up. “We” wrote a valentine on the board for their teacher that said “Roses are yellow, violets are blue, we’re glad you are back, because we really missed you!”, they all signed it (I was tempted to)So, final count, 4 to the nurse, 1 went home, and 1 had to talk to the principal about kicking a girl in the back. I am not sure they will want me back any time soon, and to think I thought my biggest problem in a NJ high school was the two students who counterfeited $10 bills and tried to spend them in the cafeteria, and the US Secret Service agents visited them.