Why go to a doctor when I can just get all my medical advice here?
Now yer gettin’ it!
Okay, I was in Wal-Mart today, and I happened to go past the Snyder Pretzel rack. In the interest of medical Science, I picked up a bag of the Jalapeno Pretzel Pieces. I’m eating on them right now ... and the bag is so small I know I’ll need to make a late-nite run on Wal-Mart tonight, unless the withdrawal is easier than you experienced. ... You just had to get more people hooked so you’d feel normal din’tcha! I’m on my second handful, and it’s obvious a cold Corona with lime is in my immediate future. ... Darn freepers ...