Undercover Brother: Are you telling me there really is a Man’?
Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don’t just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!
Undercover Brother: So the conspiracies we’ve believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
Conspiracy Brother: Of course!
Undercover Brother: Then the entertainment industry really *is* out to get Spike Lee?
Conspiracy Brother: Come on man! Even Cher’s won an Oscar! Cher!
Undercover Brother: Then O.J. really didn’t do it?
[Everyone looks away and mumbles]
A funny movie.