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~*~*~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~*~*~

Posted on 03/19/2010 5:18:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Edited on 03/19/2010 10:42:01 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Lucky9teen
Your Power Bird is a Dove
Deep and emotional, you can connect well with almost any living creature.
You bring hope and optimism to any dire situation.
You are both gentle and affectionate with everyone you love.
Truly nurturing, most people consider you to be a mother figure.
What's Your Power Bird?
Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

61 posted on 03/19/2010 9:05:17 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income... Fire the government)
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To: Nateman

ROTFL!!


62 posted on 03/19/2010 9:06:52 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: wyokostur

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, “What’s up with these chickens?” The farmer said “Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I’m going to be a millionaire.” The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, “Don’t know, haven’t caught one yet.”


63 posted on 03/19/2010 9:07:48 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

PING


64 posted on 03/19/2010 9:08:11 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (We are all nine meals short of total anarchy.....think about it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Q: Why did the chicken extend its finger?
A: He was hoping someone would pullet.
(Yeah,pretty bad,I know,I know...so?...:P)


65 posted on 03/19/2010 9:10:28 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Don;t dream of two-foot marshmellows, then.


66 posted on 03/19/2010 9:13:04 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

67 posted on 03/19/2010 9:14:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: homegroan
(challenged at posting pics)

I recommend tinypic.com

"So easy even a Democrat can do it"

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68 posted on 03/19/2010 9:15:11 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: Nateman
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69 posted on 03/19/2010 9:21:28 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: Logic n' Reason

70 posted on 03/19/2010 9:21:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

C- that’s the way you begin
H- that’s the second letter in
I- I am the third
And C is the fourth letter in that word
Well, O - K I’m fill’in in
E- I’m near the end.
Yea, C-H-I-C-K-E-N
That is the way you spell chicken

Roofus Rustas Johnson and Brown
Whatcha gonna do when the rent comes around
Whatcha gonna do and whatcha gonna say
When you can’t pay the rent ‘till the break of day
You know, and I know and everyone knows
That you can’t pay the rent if you ain’t got the dough
Roofus Rustas Johnson and Brown
Whatcha gonna do when the rent comes around


71 posted on 03/19/2010 9:25:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: gimme1ibertee
squirrelscreamer2
72 posted on 03/19/2010 9:34:00 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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73 posted on 03/19/2010 9:45:45 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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74 posted on 03/19/2010 9:48:19 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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75 posted on 03/19/2010 9:50:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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76 posted on 03/19/2010 9:52:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: Lucky9teen
eggend

Alas poor yoke, I knew him well!

77 posted on 03/19/2010 9:56:30 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Poultry Caused Disaster


78 posted on 03/19/2010 9:57:09 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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80 posted on 03/19/2010 10:02:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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