Posted on 03/24/2010 9:57:20 AM PDT by Chet 99
Get out of the pit.
(If pit bulls can be trained to be unaggressive, can labs be trained not to fetch? Just asking.)
Farmer two farms down, took his Lab, his gun and a shovel
for a walk to the back woods and came back alone.
Seems the Lab “fetched” his wife.
Loved your story........:O)
My lab chases a ball, smells it and then comes back to me and tells me its still out there.....I am the one that has to fetch it...
shoot, shovel and shut up..that’s always been my policy.
does that make it a gay dog?
Now that is funny....I was also wondering how many dogs attack ass first......
File that one under "Looks good on paper." Picking up a pit bull may be problematic. As soon as it's done, you may wish to put it down...no small feat when it's got you by the arm. Pits are very dynamic fighters.
I voted against the ObamaCare plan
“or something bigger”
that was the tag line to think about. novel way to get a dog off someone, but dont get caught. could be hard to explain.
officer, seriously, was trying to stop dog attack”
sir, your pants are around your ankles, what are you doing?
officer, just trying to trigger the bite release reflex. you can look it up on the internet.
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