To: sfimom
Be pleasant. Have printed off copies of the Watchtower handy. Inquire what they do when they are not on the census. Look interested, ask where they live. Ask how many people live in their house. Ask how many children. Ask if they have pets. Ask them if they are of Latin or Hispanic origin. Ask them if they speak other languages. Ask them if they think original recipe KFC is better than extra crispy.
By this time they should be backing away slowly. Tell them your case worker is coming by in a while with your meds. It's the only thing that keeps you from getting kidnapped by aliens again. Tell them you will wait by the door for the next ten years until they come back.
I think it would be fun to have the census worker come to my house. I don't know why everyone is complaining.
26 posted on
06/12/2010 12:31:30 PM PDT by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: IrishCatholic
57 posted on
06/12/2010 12:59:20 PM PDT by
MWestMom
(Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
To: IrishCatholic
I think it would be fun to have the census worker come to my house.Usually, that would be the case. We sent ours in, but they came by anyway. Turns out they had hired the young lady from 3 houses down to cover our neighborhood. Since she and my daughters are friends, I had to be nice.
72 posted on
06/12/2010 1:15:19 PM PDT by
TnGOP
(Petey the dog is my foriegn policy advisor. He's really quite good!)
To: IrishCatholic
I think it would be fun to have the census worker come to my house. I don't know why everyone is complaining. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fffff....
96 posted on
06/12/2010 1:35:20 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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