"According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge."
He probably should have thrown the lady down the chute. But I digress.
Peggy Noonan's recent article "Boiling Over" comes to mind.
1 posted on
08/09/2010 4:04:18 PM PDT by
Smogger
To: Smogger
2 posted on
08/09/2010 4:07:09 PM PDT by
mbarker12474
(If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
To: Smogger
ATTENTION AMERICA!!! THERE IS
ONE
JOB OPENING AT JET BLUE!
3 posted on
08/09/2010 4:08:25 PM PDT by
bigheadfred
(One size fits all)
To: Smogger
Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. He was found by police in a sexual embrace with his partner, sources said. LOL
4 posted on
08/09/2010 4:11:44 PM PDT by
iowamark
To: Smogger
Well, the guy’s gonna lose his job and probably never work as a flight attendant again...but I kind of understand the guy, too. I think we’ve all had days where we just want to go D-Fens* on the idiots around us.
Of course, the guy might have had other issues too. I wonder if he was over Macho Grande...
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*Michael Douglas’ character in Falling Down.
5 posted on
08/09/2010 4:12:20 PM PDT by
DemforBush
(Serpentine, Shel! SERPENTINE!)
To: Smogger
My plane story but it really has nothing to do with this one. We flew into Tampa last December for the Outback Bowl. When we landed, I stood up to get my computer bag in the overhead storage area. Well, I am on the short side and this nice or so I thought man from behind my seat asked it the bag was mine and he started to get it down for me. I had turned around to get my purse from the seat. When I turned around, I heard my friend say something to the effect that he had taken my laptop and was in the thingy from the plane to the terminal. A stewardess ran after him and got it back. I guess he thought he had just won a good lap top computer. Made me so upset to think there are such crooks in this world. Made me a whole lot more careful when getting off planes.
8 posted on
08/09/2010 4:16:11 PM PDT by
MamaB
To: Smogger
Reminds me of Tracey Ullman’s character, the gay male flight attendent. Hissy fit city.
9 posted on
08/09/2010 4:16:11 PM PDT by
EggsAckley
( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!)
To: Smogger
He forgot to thank the passengers for flying JetBlue.
11 posted on
08/09/2010 4:17:42 PM PDT by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
To: Smogger
12 posted on
08/09/2010 4:19:38 PM PDT by
joelt
To: Smogger
This is just hilarious. The guy flips out, tells everyone off, grabs a couple road beers and pulls the plug. Then goes home and becomes master of his domain. He is my new hero!
"Take this job and Shove it" Ping
13 posted on
08/09/2010 4:21:01 PM PDT by
The_Sword_of_Groo
(Counting the days until the US gets to apologize for Obama)
To: Smogger
This seems reasonable to me.
15 posted on
08/09/2010 4:23:28 PM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government -- Thomas Paine)
To: Smogger
I can almost sympathize...
Some days are indeed worse than others.
17 posted on
08/09/2010 4:24:58 PM PDT by
Ronin
To: Smogger
George Costanza: "Of course. But I really wanna leave my mark this time. You know, uh, I wanna walk away from the Yankees with people saying "Wow! Now that guy got canned!"
To: Smogger
19 posted on
08/09/2010 4:26:42 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Smogger
What do you want to bet that this guy is gay? He certainly has the temperament of many homosexual men.
To: Smogger; purplelobster
I said it before and I’ll say it again. I like this guy.
And, flight attendants don’t get nearly the respect they deserve. They work very hard, at long and odd hours, on cramped airplanes packed with stressed-out people. They’re extensively trained to handle all kinds of dangerous events, not least of which is saving your life.
I hope Jet Blue gives him some time off and then let’s him come back to work.
To: Smogger
She called him a mo-fo.
That pretty well explains who she is.
24 posted on
08/09/2010 4:54:18 PM PDT by
AlexW
To: Smogger
A Drama Queen who lives in Queens......imagine that.
29 posted on
08/09/2010 6:28:12 PM PDT by
edpc
(Those Lefties just ain't right)
To: Smogger
5’ll get you 10 he’d have much preferred “UP” the chute than down it.
Defense via homophobic victimhood in 3... 2... 1...
He’ll be Sherroded and wind up head of the Attendant’s union.
31 posted on
08/09/2010 7:06:46 PM PDT by
TruthHound
("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
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