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To: dfwgator
And remember guys, according to “The Man Law”, the only acceptable way for a guy to hold his wife’s/girlfriend’s purse (if you absolutely have to), is to hold it like an NFL running back holds a football.

You've got to hold it like an offensive lineman holds it. You don't do it often, the play has to be really screwed up if you have it, and you don't plan on going very far with it. :-)

89 posted on 08/24/2010 7:45:00 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Good one!


105 posted on 08/24/2010 7:58:29 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: KarlInOhio
You've got to hold it like an offensive lineman holds it. You don't do it often, the play has to be really screwed up if you have it, and you don't plan on going very far with it. :-)

That's some grade A humor right there!
112 posted on 08/24/2010 8:15:31 AM PDT by 762X51
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