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Is Steve Jobs a ninja? Apple dismiss internet rumours that CEO smuggled lethal ninja stars...
Daily Mail ^ | 09/14/10 | Chris Slack

Posted on 09/14/2010 6:40:38 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster

Is Steve Jobs a ninja? Apple dismiss internet rumours that CEO smuggled lethal ninja stars onto his private jet

By Chris Slack

Last updated at 9:59 PM on 14th September 2010

Me, A ninja? Apple have strongly denied claims that boss Steve Jobs was caught carrying ninja stars onto his private plane

Apple boss Steve Jobs is at the centre of internet rumours over allegations that he tried to smuggle ninja throwing stars onto his private jet following a trip to Japan.

According to a report in Japan's SPA! magazine, Mr Jobs was stopped in July at the country's Kansai International Airport carrying the 'shuriken', Japanese for ninja stars.

But Apple have rubbished the claims, which are also reported on the Bloomberg website and were carried on both Twitter and internet blogs, despite doubts over there authenticity.

Spokesman Steve Dowling said: 'Steve did visit Japan this summer for a holiday in Kyoto, but the incidents described at the airport are pure fiction.

'Steve had a great time and hopes to visit Japan again soon.'


Lethal: The ninja star is a stealth throwing weapon designed to injure or kill a target

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; japan; jobs; ninjastar

1 posted on 09/14/2010 6:40:46 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Comment from a tech blog: “Well, with his liver problems, he’s spent a decade throwing up and seeing stars, so...”

Spit my coffee over that one.


2 posted on 09/14/2010 6:43:53 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (Obama: running for re-election in '12 or running for Mahdi now? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahdi])
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To: TigerLikesRooster

LOL!

You can buy those things just about everywhere in the U.S., and if you want you can simply make them, as I did several decades ago on a boring summer day.


3 posted on 09/14/2010 6:44:14 PM PDT by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

What is wrong with owning these things. Are we allowed to have anything?

I am so tired of government control.


4 posted on 09/14/2010 6:44:35 PM PDT by Chickensoup (There is a group of people who suck off the productive. They make rules then find infractions.)
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To: Chickensoup
Well, I don't want to share a plane-ride with some Muslim guy carrying a ninja star.
5 posted on 09/14/2010 6:48:18 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (The way to crush the bourgeois is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; All
"...Is Steve Jobs a ninja? Apple dismiss internet rumours that CEO smuggled lethal ninja stars..."

No, Steve Jobs is a geek...

6 posted on 09/14/2010 6:49:27 PM PDT by conservativeharleyguy (Democrats: Over 60 million fooled daily!)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Are they automatic or semi-automatic stars?


7 posted on 09/14/2010 6:50:40 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: TigerLikesRooster

ninja . . . cool.


8 posted on 09/14/2010 6:54:02 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
A heat-seeker.
9 posted on 09/14/2010 6:54:43 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (The way to crush the bourgeois is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Those were assault stars


10 posted on 09/14/2010 6:56:42 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

How do you smuggle something onto your private plane?


11 posted on 09/14/2010 6:58:50 PM PDT by gotribe (Time to partea)
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To: Chickensoup

Ninja Please!!!


12 posted on 09/14/2010 6:59:30 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I would rather ban Muslims from riding on planes...than to be so regulated.


13 posted on 09/14/2010 7:02:59 PM PDT by Chickensoup (There is a group of people who suck off the productive. They make rules then find infractions.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

When Ninja Stars are outlawed, only outlaw Ninjas will have stars.


14 posted on 09/14/2010 7:08:02 PM PDT by irishtenor (Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I don’t particularly care for Jobs, but if he wants a couple of souvenir throwing stars, he should be able to possess them (as should I). Does the government think he’s going to run out some night in black pajamas and take out Bill Gates? Or a total stranger?


15 posted on 09/14/2010 7:10:33 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Must be just a Japanese law (Jobs was in a Japanese Airport), or my local flea market is dealing in some major contraband as they have a huge selection of throwing stars.


16 posted on 09/14/2010 7:25:26 PM PDT by apillar
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To: TigerLikesRooster
( even if it's sticking out of his forehead ?)

Is Steve Jobs really the askaninja guy?

17 posted on 09/14/2010 7:59:09 PM PDT by Waverunner (")
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To: TigerLikesRooster

If it is his private plane, how could it be smuggling? I suppose some nanny states have knife control now.


18 posted on 09/14/2010 8:03:23 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: TigerLikesRooster
It may or may not be illegal to deal in shurikens in Japan, but it certainly is illegal in California.

I don't know why CA bans shurikens. Perhaps it's to reduce the number of shuriken attacks by teens? There are none now, so the strategy must work :-) But realistically it takes some training to throw a shuriken and hit something. A gangbanger, not being a ninja, is more likely to just use a chain or a knife or a gun.

Besides, every self-respecting commando can use a power tool's blade as a replacement for shurikens. Those may be a bit heavy for covert use, but if a properly spun table saw blade nicks your neck you are done for.

I don't know if Steve Jobs tried to buy shurikens or not, but a good set definitely would be a great collectible item.

19 posted on 09/14/2010 8:34:55 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: TigerLikesRooster

>>> internet rumours over allegations that he tried to smuggle ninja throwing stars onto his private jet following a trip to Japan.

I gather the fear was he might hijack his own airplane. It would be terrifying to consider the consequences of a geek holding a throwing star to the throat of his pilot and being ordered to take this plane where Jobs employed him to take it.

A very near miss.

The guys in my university karate club loved these things. I never could get the hang on them though.


20 posted on 09/14/2010 10:47:12 PM PDT by tlb
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