All my golf balls go straight.
Straight into the water, straight into the woods, straight out of bounds...
The article apparently isn’t saying baseballs *don’t* curve, only that a pitcher can’t make it do so. I think they’re full of it.
“Curveballs curve and fastballs go really fast, but new research suggests that no pitcher can make a curveball “break” or a fastball “rise.”...”
Don’t want to brag, but I can, on demand, hook into the woods, slice into the water and sky off of the tee box.
In an exhibition of trick shottery, I have even nailed a tee ball no more than 3 feet in front of me off of a tee.
Never seen a bunch of middle aged white guys move so fast with that last trick. :)