[The Comedian]

Holy pig-stink on a dog sled...

I would have bet that the closest Ami got to a woman was a stone's throw away...

'course I guess there's no guarantee that's a *woman*...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Justaham]

Are we sure that that woman is really his wife? Maybe the Iranians know her by her nose.