1 posted on
10/29/2010 10:30:10 AM PDT by
pansgold
To: pansgold
Nothing like hitting the kidos in the sweet-tooth to explain taxes.
To: pansgold
My parents used to take the candy and ration it out over the next couple of months mainly because they didn't want kids on a three day sugar high. I learned "tax evasion" by pulling out most of the good stuff and sneaking it in separately. I had to leave a couple of the good ones like Milky Ways so they didn't get suspicious that all the neighbors just gave out suckers and Pixie Stix.
3 posted on
10/29/2010 10:37:45 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Grblb blabt unt mipt speeb!! Oot piffoo blaboo...)
To: pansgold
Render unto Daddy what is Daddy’s.
I get all the tiny 3Musketeers and Mars bars. The rest is junk anyway.
5 posted on
10/29/2010 10:46:48 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
To: pansgold
A republican kid will “donate” the chocolate pieces to tax free deduction known as mom and bank the deduction for when he/she needs a vote to go to the amusement park, etc.
6 posted on
10/29/2010 10:47:47 AM PDT by
quegley
(Pitchforks and torches! Tar and feathers! Time to take the country back!)
To: pansgold
I do that exact same thing with my kids - ice cream, candy, cookies. Gotta pay a tax to Dad. I usually don’t take it, but then I tell them - remember, here in NY State, they could take HALF.
Their reply: REALLY???! No way!
11 posted on
10/29/2010 10:59:39 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: pansgold
This is a classic thread!!! I love Free Republic!!
12 posted on
10/29/2010 10:59:45 AM PDT by
HOYA97
(twitter @hoya97)
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