[The Comedian]

You know, when you run girls gone wild backwards, it looks like the girls have learned their lesson.

If you just made that up, you should copyright it. It's brilliant. It also relieved me of the mouthful of coffee I was planning on swallowing.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Slicksadick]

It is brilliant, from a Dave Attell comedy routine.