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This Man Swallowed An Entire Bag Of Cocaine (Oh yes, there is a photo)
Jalopnik ^ | 12/2/2010 | Matt Hardigree

Posted on 12/02/2010 11:22:01 AM PST by Constitution Day

When transporting drugs in your vehicle, remember to always signal. Otherwise you might end up like 18-year-old Art Taylor who, upon being pulled over for not signaling, freaked out and swallowed a bag of cocaine. His mugshot says it all...

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cocainehelluvadrug; epicwin; lulz; threadoftheday; win
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1 posted on 12/02/2010 11:22:06 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

lulz ping!


2 posted on 12/02/2010 11:22:54 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

LOL!!!!


3 posted on 12/02/2010 11:24:04 AM PST by goseminoles
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To: Constitution Day

That ... is ... Awesome!


4 posted on 12/02/2010 11:24:27 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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Original news article:

Police say Framingham teen swallowed bag of cocaine

5 posted on 12/02/2010 11:28:02 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: windcliff; onedoug; I Drive Too Fast

ping


6 posted on 12/02/2010 11:30:56 AM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Pan_Yan; goseminoles

I know! I really should be working, but I just had to post this.

HAD to. I am sure you understand. ;)


7 posted on 12/02/2010 11:32:41 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

I already sent it to the others in the office.

It’s a hit.


8 posted on 12/02/2010 11:36:20 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Constitution Day

Littering and...littering and...littering and...


9 posted on 12/02/2010 11:38:09 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Constitution Day

I was sure he would be wearing an OBAMA T-shirt.


10 posted on 12/02/2010 11:39:11 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Pan_Yan

Great idea. I think I will do the same after I stop chuckling, and get some work done.


11 posted on 12/02/2010 11:39:13 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

“Casey Jones you better watch your speed.”


12 posted on 12/02/2010 11:39:50 AM PST by dfwgator (Congratulations to Josh Hamilton - AL MVP)
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To: Lee'sGhost

I was kind of disappointed that he wasn’t, as well.


13 posted on 12/02/2010 11:42:04 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Riley
Littering and...littering and...littering and...

Smokin' the reefer
Swallowing the coke.

14 posted on 12/02/2010 11:44:50 AM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: Constitution Day

“I am sure you understand. ;)”

No. Not me... :o)


15 posted on 12/02/2010 11:45:03 AM PST by goseminoles
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16 posted on 12/02/2010 11:45:14 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

"Nice shirt, dude."

17 posted on 12/02/2010 11:47:46 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good eye, Joe! LOL!


18 posted on 12/02/2010 11:48:46 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: numberonepal

I’m freaking out, man.


19 posted on 12/02/2010 11:49:40 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Lee'sGhost; Constitution Day
I was sure he would be wearing an OBAMA T-shirt.

Given that it was Framingham, MA, I was surprised that he wasn't wearing a "Brasila" T-shirt.

20 posted on 12/02/2010 11:53:34 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Socialists are to economics what circle squarers are to math; undaunted by reason or derision.)
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To: Riley
These shnozberries taste just like shnozberries.

Funniest opening scene of any movie - ever. A close second is Raising Arizona.
21 posted on 12/02/2010 11:56:41 AM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: Constitution Day
One of the best mugshots, maybe the best mugshot, since Wynonna Judd got popped for DUI:


22 posted on 12/02/2010 11:58:18 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Constitution Day

23 posted on 12/02/2010 11:59:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Riley

24 posted on 12/02/2010 12:03:03 PM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: Constitution Day

I sense an inevitable Internet meme emerging from this.


25 posted on 12/02/2010 12:03:32 PM PST by MWS (De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum. - Thomas a Kempis)
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To: Riley

I LOVE that movie.

Not so funny meow, is it?


26 posted on 12/02/2010 12:05:19 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: MWS

No doubt!


27 posted on 12/02/2010 12:05:44 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

I swear to God I’m going to pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans’.


28 posted on 12/02/2010 12:06:56 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Constitution Day

"Did I hear you say he swallowed it? Dayam! Nigga supposed to snort that shit!"

29 posted on 12/02/2010 12:07:30 PM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Slings and Arrows
The perp?


30 posted on 12/02/2010 12:07:46 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Lazamataz

I cannot imagine this would be of any interest, but, ping - anyhow


31 posted on 12/02/2010 12:13:42 PM PST by don-o (Wait. What?)
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To: don-o

Yeah...that guy would probably be dead...


32 posted on 12/02/2010 12:19:29 PM PST by gman992
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To: stylecouncilor

¨Call a Amber Lance.¨


33 posted on 12/02/2010 12:19:32 PM PST by onedoug
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To: DCBryan1

Bwahahaha!


34 posted on 12/02/2010 12:38:42 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: onedoug

Call da amberlamps! LOL!

35 posted on 12/02/2010 12:49:34 PM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: onedoug

36 posted on 12/02/2010 12:51:23 PM PST by dfwgator (Congratulations to Josh Hamilton - AL MVP)
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To: stylecouncilor

I bet he would be fun to know.


37 posted on 12/02/2010 1:06:16 PM PST by windcliff
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To: dfwgator

38 posted on 12/02/2010 1:10:32 PM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR
>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

39 posted on 12/02/2010 1:13:11 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Reminded me of Huffer Boy....


40 posted on 12/02/2010 1:26:24 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: martin_fierro
Has he been signed for an HBO special yet?


41 posted on 12/02/2010 1:27:42 PM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: Constitution Day
Love cocaine Pictures, Images and Photos

He F****ing Loves COCAINE!

42 posted on 12/02/2010 1:34:43 PM PST by KC_Lion (Lord help our Armed Service members that they not become pawns in Hussein's quest to destroy America)
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To: Riley

Did you say “Yeah Sure?”


43 posted on 12/02/2010 2:11:49 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (Liberalism can be summed up thusly: someone craps their pants and we all have to wear diapers)
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To: IYAS9YAS

Yes, sir.


44 posted on 12/02/2010 2:14:58 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Constitution Day

Was expecting a photo Jim from “Taxi.”


45 posted on 12/02/2010 2:23:38 PM PST by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: martin_fierro

LOLOL!!


46 posted on 12/02/2010 4:02:38 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: KC_Lion

Ha! Obviously! :)


47 posted on 12/02/2010 4:08:40 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: ErnBatavia; RichInOC
Certainly, Nick Nolte's DUI mugshot ranks up there...

As does Glenn Campbell's...


48 posted on 12/02/2010 4:16:43 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Constitution Day

49 posted on 12/02/2010 4:19:23 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Constitution Day; ErnBatavia; RichInOC
...And as this year draws to a close, let's look back at The 30 Most Memorable Mugshots of 2009.
50 posted on 12/02/2010 4:25:42 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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