That's gotta be one of the funniest, wittiest remarks I've seen on this site! I'm still laughing! Well done.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2653196/posts?page=51#51
Thank you, all. I was just trying to avoid a moderator comment like this one at post #51.
In the interest of full disclosure, I have, on occasion, called offensive posters “Butt Monkey.” I only do so when they richly deserve it.