"I'm a dinosaur. I had to print it out" This got no reaction from him. What was he supposed to say? "Yeah, you really are old, man." Would that have made your day? He's a 22 yr old kid who takes for granted the stuff we never had at that age.
Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
[cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.