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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU
Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun
I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.
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To: goodwithagun
Undergo a root canal without anesthesia.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:27:11 PM PST
by
SVTCobra03
(You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
To: goodwithagun
I will be putting Crunchberries in alphabetical order. :)
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:27:33 PM PST
by
Sporke
(USS-Iowa BB-61)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:27:44 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: goodwithagun
Chew a jumbo roll of aluminum foil.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:28:10 PM PST
by
Ronin
("Dismantle the TSA and send the screeners back to Wal-Mart.")
To: goodwithagun
Breathe free air..while it lasts.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:29:04 PM PST
by
Focault's Pendulum
(Please...someone...ask the asshole to leave the office.)
To: goodwithagun
Watch the movie “ Music Man”. It will be identical to the speech.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:29:21 PM PST
by
jetson
To: goodwithagun
Hide in Rosey O’Donnel’s underwear.
To: goodwithagun
Slide down a razor blade into a bowl of salt.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:29:41 PM PST
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: Sporke
Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU
Drink those liters of Golytely bowel prep and then have the colonoscopy without conscious sedation.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:29:57 PM PST
by
aruanan
To: goodwithagun
Take a dump. But then, that would remind me of Ø.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:30:34 PM PST
by
fwdude
(Anita Bryant was right.)
To: Focault's Pendulum
Don’t ask. Don’t tell. ;>
Seriesly, I’d rather watch paint dry.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:31:10 PM PST
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
To: wyokostur
pull the putrid afterbirth out of a cow that calved a week ago
To: goodwithagun
Put my mouth over the exhaust pipe of a running car and inhale.
Listen to an unending CD of Michael Bolton.
Touring Beirut wearing a sign that says I’M AN AMERICAN.
To: Ronald_Magnus
Hide in Rosey O’Donnel’s underwear. You win.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:33:25 PM PST
by
fwdude
(Anita Bryant was right.)
To: goodwithagun
We’re going to read “The Iliad.”
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:33:38 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(An attack on Sarah Palin is an attack on me.)
To: goodwithagun
Read Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:34:05 PM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: goodwithagun
I’d rather date Helen Thomas than watch that SOB.
(No it isn’t that bad.... but close)
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:34:08 PM PST
by
Dem Guard
(Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
To: AppyPappy
Call of Duty: World at War which is what I will be doing
I have you beat. I will be playing Red Baron in glorious 640x480 DOS (Courtesy DOSbox. which is a great DOS emulator for old games.)
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:34:39 PM PST
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: Manic_Episode
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:34:44 PM PST
by
magslinger
(Samuel Colt, feminist. Making women equal to men for over 150 years.)
To: All
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:34:51 PM PST
by
John W
(Natural-born US citizen since 1955)
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