Maybe I could have gotten my expenses back for the thousands of dollars I spent on a crown for a front tooth. I bit down on a piece of nut shell and broke my tooth off so badly that I had to have a crown, I must have hit it exactly right to do that much damage. BTW, I was eating ice cream! I never thought about suing anyone because it was my own cotton picking fault to begin with.
Nobody is going to just say “lick it next time” ~ you do know that, right?! Not gonna’ do it.