Academy Awards are an event where the self-important get together, telling the world how important they all are. Four hours of mutual mental masturbation. Yuck!
But, some of the girls are nice to look at.
Talking about yuck, yuck, yuck.....per your first sentence, the lesbian ballerina
Swan..might, actually.. probably will get her little Oscar for doing just that!!...and it was more than mental!
Disclaimer**...I didn't see the movie, but read the details in a *Spoiler*...
..so glad I didn't see the movie!