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A COWBOY FROM TEXAS
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bushs home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though.
1,995 posted on
03/21/2011 10:55:44 AM PDT by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: Dubya
Love it, Dubya. The 4 you posted last night were hilarious, too!
1,996 posted on
03/21/2011 10:57:33 AM PDT by
jaycee
((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
To: Dubya
LOL
I agree with them circle flies, Dubya.
2,009 posted on
03/21/2011 12:07:41 PM PDT by
JustAmy
(I know God will not give me anything I canÂ’t handle. I just wish that He didnÂ’t trust me so much.Â)
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Signs for the Modern Woman!
2,052 posted on
03/21/2011 11:11:36 PM PDT by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
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