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Dog Tired

An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep."

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."

"Great," the man answered, "I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot."

A few weeks later the man returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!"

"I don’t understand how that could be, said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the man wearily, "but I’m up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one it’s really hard to get it to swallow the pill!!!"

1,784 posted on 04/18/2011 11:55:03 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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1,785 posted on 04/18/2011 11:57:36 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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