Wow, that is fascinating about your dad. Tom Jones was the one who got all the panties and hotel keys thrown at him.
I had a friend whose Dad was an emergency doc and back in the 70s disco era a young man broke his leg in a club, falling off his platform shoes. When they brought him to the ER they had to cut his tight pants off, and there attached to his thigh was a giant sausage of some kind!
I bet the dogs really sniffed his crotch!
Englebert Humperdink was singing the same songs as Tom Jones but he didn’t stuff his slacks. He had some extra children though.