Let me know if you want on (or off) the Anteater Ping List.
LOL
While I have been a longtime Anteater supporter, recent rumors of concerted anti-flamingo rhetoric disturbed me greatly.
I even brushed aside allegations of flamingo muggings by Anteaters as possibly the antics of the Anteater's Local 534 in New Jersey.
But with the escalation into gruesome flamingo murder my support has withered, nay, I now denounce them.
Now I must go out in my yard and spray paint my loving birds black, and hope that marauding bands of Anteaters mistake them for one-legged crows.
Only paperless pings for me. Think Green!