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1 posted on 04/07/2011 10:26:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono; SilvieWaldorfMD

The good news is that it was only glue.


2 posted on 04/07/2011 10:28:16 AM PDT by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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Super-Gluing skin to an object is not a prank - it’s assault.

Saran-tape on the toilet, is a prank.
Vaseline on the lid of the bowl, is a prank.
Filling a hair dryer with foot powder is a prank
Gluing a quarter to the sidewalk is a prank.

Anything that is intended to cause harm, is NOT a prank. It’s not that difficult to see the difference.


3 posted on 04/07/2011 10:31:05 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: JoeProBono

Super-Gluing skin to an object is not a prank - it’s assault.

Saran-tape on the toilet, is a prank.
Vaseline on the lid of the bowl, is a prank.
Filling a hair dryer with foot powder is a prank
Gluing a quarter to the sidewalk is a prank.

Anything that is intended to cause harm, is NOT a prank. It’s not that difficult to see the difference.


4 posted on 04/07/2011 10:31:19 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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WHO.....sits on a bare, public toilet? Good grief! He would have been clued to the prank if he’d just used the paper protectors they provide.


5 posted on 04/07/2011 10:33:41 AM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: JoeProBono

WHO.....sits on a bare, public toilet? Good grief! He would have been clued to the prank if he’d just used the paper protectors they provide.


6 posted on 04/07/2011 10:33:51 AM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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I’m calling BS. Who actually sits on a public toilet seat without either wiping it off with TP, or putting one of those stupid paper gaskets down?


18 posted on 04/07/2011 10:47:17 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmit in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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Whatever happened to that woman who was stuck on the john for months? Her skin actually grew onto the seat.

Remember that one?


22 posted on 04/07/2011 10:54:18 AM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
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If the glue dries out so quickly, why was the glue not dried up when this person sat on it?

If the glue takes some time to dry out, then why did this person not get up as soon he realized that something sticky was between himself and the seat?

43 posted on 04/07/2011 12:21:42 PM PDT by daivid
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