[OldMissileer]

Was it because, “He puts something in it that makes you crave it fortnightly?”

"And Charlie! Light a MATCH!"

[massgopguy]

Comedian George Wallace walked in to a KFC at 11:00 at night and ordered three buckets of chicken. That’s 72 pieces. The girl behind the counter asks “is that for here or to go?”.
He says, “It’s for here. And you have to stay until I eat every last piece. You ugly bitch!”