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Man, 81, fights robber with pan, pitchfork
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| April 14, 2011
Posted on 04/15/2011 6:18:38 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: PoloSec
“Lesson: Always keep a pitchfork in your kitchen.”
Awesome advice. I almost spit my drink all over my keyboard on that one. :)
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:01:11 AM PDT
by
Cheeks
(http://www.appleseedinfo.org/)
To: Joe Brower
The brain is the weapon; everything else is just accessories. Brilliant.
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:08:08 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: JoeProBono
I can't bear it.
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:11:54 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
To: JoeProBono
It wont be long before such actions are prosecuted for the frying pan and pitchfork being unregistered.
To: Rebelbase
FWIW...Today is also B.A.G. Day!!........
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:18:58 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
To: Joe Brower
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:28:36 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: JoeProBono
Jeez! Proves the wisdom of the old saying “Never fight an old man. If he’s too old and tired to fight you, he’ll just kill you!”
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:36:36 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: JoeProBono
Har-har! That is funny. I guess that's it for my 'fifteen minutes of fame'. $;-)
I guess the multi-colored 'bullets' on the fore-end mean... er, well... never mind... !
The guitar buttstock is also a nice touch.
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:36:54 AM PDT
by
Joe Brower
(Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
To: Joe Brower
The brain is the weapon; everything else is just accessories.Damn straight.
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:38:11 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Joe Brower
Powder..patch..ball FIRE!
You are most welcome. The truth will set us free....
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
both tetanus and peritonitis are figuring prominently in his horoscopeGosh, I hope so.
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:41:37 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: JoeProBono
I wish there was blood droplets hangin’ from those tines.
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:44:58 AM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:49:51 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/15/2011 8:53:08 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/15/2011 9:04:01 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: JoeProBono
Never mess with an elderly man.
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posted on
04/15/2011 9:15:49 AM PDT
by
wastedyears
(It has nothing to do with safety, and everything to do with control.)
To: Cheeks
Are you admitting here on FR to God and all us FReepers that you do not have a pitchfork in your kitchen? I can’t believe it.
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posted on
04/15/2011 9:57:42 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Allowing Islam into America is akin to injecting yourself with AIDS to prove how tolerant you are .)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/15/2011 9:59:03 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Allowing Islam into America is akin to injecting yourself with AIDS to prove how tolerant you are .)
To: wastedyears
Never mess with an elderly man-he won’t fight, he’ll just kill you.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:00:29 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: Joe Brower
Man remembered E-Tool 101 ....good for him !
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:08:43 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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