[patton]

You buy in mashed potatoes? Really?

Look, even my kids will tell you that I am a lousy cook.

But mashed potatoes?

Take some potatoes. Don’t bother to peel them or anything. Washing is optional - you are going to boil the suckers anyway.

Do get rid of the green bits. They will give you the trots.

Throw them in a pot.

Put a fire under it.

When they get mushy, hit them with a hammar, a K-Bar, a tanker bar, whatever is handy. We have an old tire iron for the chore.

Toss in butter,garlic, and cream.

Serve hot.

[skinkinthegrass]

...hit them with a hammar, a K-Bar, a tanker bar, whatever is handy.
We have an old tire iron for the chore.

*snicker* ...lumpy potatoes, its what fer dinner.

[skinkinthegrass]

you can always add some Scottish Haggis, too. :)