Blow your nose while drinking coffee and having sex and your a goner.
1 posted on
05/05/2011 5:41:35 PM PDT by
decimon
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2 posted on
05/05/2011 5:42:23 PM PDT by
decimon
To: decimon
Okay.
I guess I'll do a little yard work this evening with a beer, instead.
/johnny
To: decimon
Like ur really gonna stop having sex?? Riiiiiiight.
seventy in the saddle :)
5 posted on
05/05/2011 5:44:07 PM PDT by
halfright
(My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
To: decimon
Blow your nose while drinking coffee and having sex and your a goner. Okay... good safety tip.
To: decimon
Well, well, well! Sounds like sex in the morning is out! I wonder why the left Bacon out of this experiment?
7 posted on
05/05/2011 5:46:12 PM PDT by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: decimon
8 posted on
05/05/2011 5:46:17 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: decimon
I’M DOOMED!
My name is TSgt and I’m a coffee whore.
9 posted on
05/05/2011 5:47:27 PM PDT by
TSgt
("Some folks just need killin'" - Sling Blade (2006))
To: decimon
Can I keep the coffee and be ok?
11 posted on
05/05/2011 5:56:45 PM PDT by
BJungNan
(Spend yesterday's money good, today's money ok. Never spend tomorrow's money)
To: decimon
I should have had a stroke since I was 17 then.
To: decimon
>>Blow your nose while drinking coffee and having sex and your a goner.
haven’t you had a THREE-SOME before?
To: decimon
What about tingling in the leg when one hears “The Divine One” speak?
15 posted on
05/05/2011 6:02:36 PM PDT by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: decimon
If I tried to drink coffee while engaged in that activity with my beloved darling, she’d kill me.
18 posted on
05/05/2011 6:25:35 PM PDT by
Ronin
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves" -- Bertrand de Jouve)
To: decimon
Well, I've been married quite a while, so my chances of having a stroke - or sex - are pretty damn low.
You hear me, woman????
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."20 posted on
05/05/2011 6:27:46 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!)
To: decimon
Ain’t none of us getting outta here alive!
25 posted on
05/05/2011 6:44:05 PM PDT by
G Larry
To: decimon
Damn, I’ve been brewing espresso with Red Bull....I best not look at my wife’s Glamour magazine.
26 posted on
05/05/2011 6:47:33 PM PDT by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: decimon
27 posted on
05/05/2011 6:56:57 PM PDT by
MSF BU
(YR'S Please Support our troops: JOIN THEM!)
To: decimon
WTF!
These studies are BS!
Give them a year or so and they’ll be proclaining that coffee might prevent strokes. I’ll gurantee this is a Left-Wing Study that helps Leftist control people’s behavior!
We also might get hit by an asteroid tonight! I’m going to go and hide and never eat, drink or engage in any more activities!
29 posted on
05/05/2011 7:03:16 PM PDT by
Artcore
To: decimon
What about those for whom sex only comes by stroking?
To: decimon
Hey I did it this morning and lived!!
To: decimon
If you are drinking coffee & blowing your nose while having sex, you should see a professional about your ADHD.
Oh, and put a Benadryl in your coffee.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
34 posted on
05/05/2011 7:39:51 PM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
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