One day, Obama came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.
‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’
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Michelle came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Obama, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’
Obama said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’
‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’
I met Hillary Clinton in the elevator and she tells me she wants me to treat her like a woman.
So I took off all my clothes, threw them in a pile on the floor, then told her to wash them.
Obummer made a decision I agree with. :) And if I saw Moochelle in a sexy anything, I'd probably toss my cookies.