My pet peeve is Jos. A. Banks: “Buy a shirt and we will give you TWO BUSINESS SUITS, A PAIR OF PANTS AND A BELT FOR FREE. Absolutely free.”
LOL. Yeah, I always wondered how they stayed in business with such offers. Although, their commercials lately seem to offer a lot fewer freebies.
Safelite Auto Glass- “Awwwwwwhhhhhh, Mary was on her way to work when all of a sudden- whammo! a rock cracked her windshield.”