“Ravage, pillage, plunder, and put big hickeys on all the fair damsels” - Ray Stevens
I had a friend in high school whose last name was Hickey. Should we shun her?
But seriously folks, kids today....don’t they know the best spots for these marks are not usually seen in public? Honestly there needs to be some education on this. Let’s call Jerry Lewis and get a telethon started.
And while we’re at it let’s get funding for seminars on the subject “Hickey Technique 101” or “Basic Hickey Placement”.
We may need bumper stickers.