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To: SanFranDan
These posts show up daily. Yet....There are conservatives who insist that their child's school is “different”. Their child attends a “good” school. ( Yeah right! eyeroll)
78 posted on 06/28/2011 10:38:32 AM PDT by wintertime
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These posts show up daily. Yet....There are conservatives who insist that their child's school is “different”. Their child attends a “good” school. ( Yeah right! eyeroll)

Excellent point.

Public schools are taxpayers' schools.

Would these posters really pay for a prostitute-educator with their taxes so that their sons (& daughters) could be exploited to fuel sex outside of marriage, drive up the abortion rate, drive up the STD rate, and yield even more out-of-wedlock pregnancies???

Some of these "hit it" comments remind me that even Weird Al's remakes of songs need remaking!

Below are partial lyrics of Weird Al's "It's All About the Pentiums"...
...itself a remake of Puff Daddy's "It's All About the Benjamins"...
-- and what follows would be my own remake:

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam

My remake of Weird Al, based upon cultural observatons:

It's all about the orgasms, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the orgasms, baby
It's all about the orgasms, baby
It's all about the orgasms! (It's all about the orgasms, baby)
It's all about the orgasms! (It's all about the orgasms, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be whackers? Virgin crackers? Jackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' as a slackard
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' mo' bills feedin' ya porn-at-will
Fraggin' ya hard drive for thrills
Ya gotcha 100 viagra pills to Ram
Trollin' porn sites and spreadin' all that spam

95 posted on 06/28/2011 11:18:40 AM PDT by Colofornian (I already have a God as my leader. Why do I need ANOTHER one as POTUS?)
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