Were you male and 16?
I shudder to think of the good I could have done mankind had I not had to endure puberty.
I speak for most males when I say that there should be some sort of search for a cure.
When I was 10, I wanted to be a nuclear physicist. 12 came and BAM, here I am 45 and spreading pixie dust for the tilt-a-whirl.
As a 16 year old boy, ANY port in the storm would have sufficed, and it is a MIRACLE that many of us aren’t dead or have more illegitimate children than we already do.
I say this as a committed Christian. I think the jokes about stuff like this are hilarious, because in point of fact, if a teacher with this kind of looks decided to provide extra help after school there isn’t a single kid in any class I’ve ever had that wouldn’t show up.
They would take it into adulthood and they’d remember it fondly AS LONG AS THE INCIDENT WAS ONE TIME AND NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN.
And this is the problem. The teacher would own that kid until he was 30 and beyond, lock, stock, and barrel. That’s the serious and dangerous part, to stipulate all of that.
Now, and again, stipulating the above, at 16 I would have hit it so hard that the time-space continuum would have folded in on itself, making interstellar travel practical in our day.
Oh, Diogenes, we found an honest man! Thanks for the guffaw.