[outofsalt]

Get y’all a pink Volvo or a Prius with bumper stickers that read:

“I’m a Democrat,”
“Amnesty for Illegals,”
“I love the Dixie Chicks,”
“Boycott Beef,”
“I Voted for Obama,
“ George Strait Sucks,”
“Hillary in 2012”
And...
“I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

Move to Austin and do NOT leave the city limits. You’ll fit right in.

[NoGrayZone]

Did you forget your sarc tag?

[patriot08]

Get y’all a pink Volvo or a Prius with bumper stickers that read:

“I’m a Democrat,”
“Amnesty for Illegals,”
“I love the Dixie Chicks,”
“Boycott Beef,”
“I Voted for Obama,
“ George Strait Sucks,”
“Hillary in 2012”
And...
“I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

Move to Austin and do NOT leave the city limits. You’ll fit right in.

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That’s about right. LOL