[FredZarguna]

A game which consists entirely of pretending to have no hands for nine hours is not a serious athletic sport to be played or viewed by adults.

[OK, before you send me your "corrections," I know an actual soccer game is only eighty-seven seconds long. It only seems like nine hours.]

Soccer is crap.

At best.

[agere_contra]

Real Football is played with the foot.

The. Clue. Is. In. The. Name. “Football”

American Football is like Rugby - except that the oh-so-butch players wear kilograms of padding in case they break a nail.

American Football is static, tedious and repetitive. It’s better than basketball though (only because basketball is a variant of lane swimming).

Cheerleaders however - they’re kind of fun.