Posted on 08/01/2011 2:29:55 AM PDT by JustAmy
Thank you, Meg. I did lay down and was too restless to sleep but I rested 30 minutes. That helps a lot.
Thats wonderful, Gail!
my html skills are only minor compared to most who do graphics here.
The FBI had an opening for an assassin .
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!’
The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’
The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them
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Amen, Praying with you, Dear Gail.
Amen!
Not to worry. When I first started at Amy’s, all I could do was type. I knew nothing about centering and when they were explaining I had to go to tinypic, etc. it was so foreign to me....didn’t know what tinypic was or how I would get there!
Billie spent hours with me teaching me HTML and was so patient. I wanted to quit trying to learn a few times and she kept insisting and I learned a little bit at a time. I kept hearing the talk about tables and one day I asked someone what in the world were tables? Then I found out the tables are framing and learning how to do that. I thought I would never learn that but it slowly crept into my brain! My youngest son can’t believe I learned about all that stuff and he tells everyone about his mother learning HTML at her age???? LOL!!!
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