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To: SeekAndFind

“Because there is a law such as gravity...”

So where did the laws such as gravity come from?


12 posted on 08/04/2011 2:08:47 PM PDT by ngat
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It’s like the joke, where the man goes up to God, and says, “We don’t need you anymore....we can create life, just like you did.” God says, “Ok, show me.” Then the man says, “Ok, let me start by getting some dirt.” God immediately cuts him off and says, “No...no....no....go make your own dirt.”


16 posted on 08/04/2011 2:11:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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***So where did the laws such as gravity come from?***

Congress voted them in a while ago. Before that everything was just floating around, bumping into everything. Then Congress Voted in the Law of Gravity. It was close, with most of the Democrats voting to continue Chaos, but the majority Republicans, along with one or two independants (which really ticked off the Dems, I mean, how can an Independant not be for free floating???)passed the Law of Gravity, which had a veto proof majority, leaving the President nothing to do but sign the Law into effect. Everything sucked after that.


68 posted on 08/04/2011 3:59:16 PM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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