Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: eyedigress

I’m thinking he took out second and third mortgages to satisfy the discerning tastes of his cocktail waitress wife. That’s why I go to cocktail lounges for a quick date and IHOP for a wife.


55 posted on 08/17/2011 4:12:12 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing its idiot)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]


To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I like Burt, but his cheap, greasy hair rugs always made me wonder why he didn't buy a hair transplant. Maybe he was broke.

In the first "Bandit" with Sally Fields, Burt's rug was awful and his gut was so fat that he wore a girdle and it was obvious.

He was playing a "young" swashbuckler that was a ladies man, but was a short, fat, bald guy, with a smile made of inserted teeth... true hollywood.

57 posted on 08/17/2011 4:31:18 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 55 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson