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89 posted on 09/29/2011 6:03:59 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!
Record exec: Lenny, for the album cover we want you to be playing the organ.

Lenny: uh, sure. Sounds fine.

Record exec: Great! You'll be playing on a raft being pulled by a speed boat.

Lenny: What are you talking about?

Record exec: And right next to you will be a girl skiing backwards holding on to the rope with her foot.

Lenny: What the €£%#¥£¥! are you talking about?!

Record exec: And don't forget to wear your good suit.

Lenny: Why, you son of a b!tch, I'll kill you!

118 posted on 09/29/2011 7:58:47 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (welcome dies irae)
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