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To: ClearCase_guy
I think there will be 37 different sides and a whole lot of blood

My protest movement will be focused on ponies. Every American should get one free pony of their choosing from the government. I plan to round up thousands of bronies and assorted fans of the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic show. I think I can turn out quite a crowd for occupation and seizure of various playgrounds around the nation beginning very soon. We will carry really cute signs of AppleJack and Fluttershy which will make those mean tax payers agree to our demands. Our protests will be bloodless for now.... But once it becomes clear we have no way to feed or take care of our ponies, we'll be back for more of your tax money and darn it, things could conceivable get bloody if we had any weapons or knew how to use them. If you do, please don't hurt us, we only want ponies....

31 posted on 10/06/2011 9:05:41 PM PDT by Longbow1969
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To: Longbow1969

I think it’s supposed to be 40 acres and...a pony.


119 posted on 10/06/2011 10:29:26 PM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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