How does one begin the letter to that POS? Dear Mr President or Dear Mr Hussein, or Dear Mr Osama, or Dear POS? decisions, decisions.
Dear Usurper of Kenya:
Please send me a check so I can be a fleabag. I don’t want to take responsibility for myself. Can you get me a job with one of the companies you bailed out. Those evil corporations run by the GOP are evil that they won’t give me a job. I accept CASH only since those evil banks wont cash it. Your pen pal for life Fleabagger.
Especially, the pesky media that just hate my guts. They treat me like a dog.