[LowOiL]

I pulled a hair out of my nose, now I am sneezing uncontrollable. Can you help me?

[Ladysmith]

GEEZ! LOL!

[NakedRampage]

Just c-a-l-m down!

Here is what you gosta' do.

1) Take off your pants and turn them inside out. Fold them neatly.

2) Go onto your roof and sing "happy days" backwards. Excepting the refrain, which you must sing forwards, er, normally.

3) Run down the street. Skip at regular intervals. Sporadic intervals won't do it.

4) Return home, preferaby via a briar patch.

5) Induce vomiting.

6) Put your pants back on, mind you keep them inside out.

7) Hold your breath for 10 minutes.

8) If you are not feeling 110% better, come back to me.

[dfwgator]

Rough day for your boys.......we feel your pain.

[donna]

My friend’s brother did that one time and it got infected. His nose swelled up like a clown’s! Something to look forward to after the sneezes.

[Uriah_lost]

Yeah, don’t do that.

[rabidralph]

Put it back and it will stop.