Canada: A country that can’t decide if it’s the US or Britain. A country where...
*People go to the US for medical treatment
*The US props up its economy
*The place is full of mutant Frenchmen who try to secede every two seconds and say “Eh?”
*Natives who live on welfare and lead all crime statistics
*Thinks they burned the WH even though Canada didn’t exist until 1867
*Has no equivalent of the First Amendment
*Rioted over losing a hockey game
Yeah, I am so jealous. But then I remembered that this is a troll thread.
Yeah, it's not like we need Canadian oil..
*The place is full of mutant Frenchmen who try to secede every two seconds
The last vote was in 1995. Before that it was 1980. Now there isn't even a movement.
*Rioted over losing a hockey game
We only riot over basketball, football and baseball games.