Rielle Hunter: "Look, I've been having sex with Muppets! Muppets dammit! Have you ever had sex with Muppets? Tell me the answer to that America! Kermit is cute but he is a frog and let's just say he is not very firm if you know what I mean! Bigger than John but it just does not work for me! I need a man! Just please don't tell Barney I am moving in with John! That purple dino is all gangster! He is not like he is on TV! He has been coming over for the last year in his caddy and brings his buddies with him. I hope those videos never get on the Internet. Barney is always drinking out of that chalice with the word PIMP on it. They smoke blunts and pass me around like candy. The money is good but hopefully John has some bank left. So back off America!"