[Thank You Rush]

“”Was the shooter dressed like Santa? (Do I have to do all the work here?)””

It only requires a tiny bit of work - it clearly says it in the article.

[dragnet2]

Was the shooter dressed like Santa?

What?? Read the article? Come on now. Lets be reasonable. That's takes waaaay too much time and effort.

I mean, it took me a whole 5 seconds to repeat what was already written in the article.