...I emitted a flatulent utterance of such volume that it rattled the glass...
With her 140 dB snore volume, my ex-wife would cause dogs two blocks away to bark in fear and Animal Rescue to show up because neighbors thought we were torturing hogs at night.
We had separate bedrooms within days of our honeymoon, but her snoring would still wake me throughout the night most every night. Since I booted her out, I sleep like a baby.