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Gwyneth Paltrow’s New $425 GOOP Cleanse ‘A Waste Of Time And Money,’ Say Doctors
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| 01.05.2012
| Bonnie Fuller
Posted on 01/09/2012 11:43:11 AM PST by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog
Sounds like a lot of poop!
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:46:32 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: smokingfrog
Any time I feel the need for a good cleansing, I stop in at Tong’s Thai restaurant in Springfield.
A plate of Kang Puk and you get Kang Puk Gut !
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:46:55 AM PST
by
Eric in the Ozarks
(Gimme that old time fossil fuel.)
To: Eric in the Ozarks
I do something similar... if I need a cleaning out, all I need is some Pizza Ranch fried chicken...
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:49:37 AM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(No Mit Sherlock. No Mit, not now, not ever. | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:50:01 AM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: smokingfrog
she’s such a joke isn’t she?
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:50:20 AM PST
by
cubreporter
(Happy New Year Rush and we look forward to 2012 with you and the EIB Microphone.)
To: smokingfrog
She should get her peanut sized brain GOOPED. Maybe eliminate the Marxist toxins roaming around in that vacuous wasteland of a skull.
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:51:23 AM PST
by
albie
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Very low percentage of body fat
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:51:23 AM PST
by
y6162
To: cubreporter
Yes Paltrow is a joke and now we can make poop jokes about her. She set herself up for it.
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:54:11 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: Eric in the Ozarks
“Any time I feel the need for a good cleansing, I stop in at Tongs Thai restaurant in Springfield.
A plate of Kang Puk and you get Kang Puk Gut !”
Along the same lines, those of us who are lactose-intolerant get a pretty good clean-out from a pint of Haagen-Dazs!
To: y6162
Very low percentage of body fat And an IQ lower than her bra size.
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:54:46 AM PST
by
IronJack
(=)
To: smokingfrog
Always with the ‘eliminate toxins’ with these things. Eat a good diet. Want a “colon blow” cleanse, buy generic Psyllium husks and take a glass for a day or two.
If you fly a lot, you sometimes get backed up and that’s always worked for a friend of mine so I bought some, of course it could be the airline’s food. I take a lot of meds so it helps when they screw up your GI tract although with anti-biotic, you get the reverse affect and the last thing you want is Psyllium husks...
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:56:36 AM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: smokingfrog
Based on the photos from my colonoscopy it appears the colon is completely clean from a simple fast and laxative, in my case I believe it as Go Lightly. Colon walls were pink and nothing else there.
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:56:50 AM PST
by
Williams
(Honey Badger Don't Care)
To: smokingfrog
She’s a huge Obama supporter, so why should we be surprised that she hawks another massively expensive fad product that has been proven ineffective?
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:58:08 AM PST
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: paterfamilias
Along the same lines, those of us who are lactose-intolerant get a pretty good clean-out from a pint of Haagen-Dazs! I hate to make light of lactose intolerant but I used to laugh at it because I thought it was a made up thing but no, I know someone who has it and it is no joke.
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:59:03 AM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: smokingfrog
My wife made me watch Country Strong. That movie sucked.
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posted on
01/09/2012 11:59:25 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
To: smokingfrog
Paltrow briefly studied art history before dropping out of the University of California ... s pffft
then the ho had 3 long term relationships before settling down with current husband (who can't be too bright)
she named her spawn Apple and Moses... enuf said...
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posted on
01/09/2012 12:00:09 PM PST
by
xtinct
(The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you..Be Strong Patriots!)
To: cubreporter
She’s always good for some funny comments on FR!
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posted on
01/09/2012 12:01:52 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> - - -)
To: smokingfrog
Also those health and body salons use tout the Ion foot bath de-tox treatments [the salon went out of business by me]..the foot bath water turns colors and/or black from organ drainage from the kidneys, liver,etc said bringing out all the bad stuff out of your system. All this stuff is allowed in the US as falls under some Natural herbalistic type category. This International
scam originated in the UK.
The Kadashians had a spot "at the spa" where Kourtney K. tried to push this treatment on her sister--the oil enema--which was part of the massage. First of all who wants to gets an enema on TV? Then there are the Nude Yoga teachers.
Put a Celeb's puss or message on it..and it sells.
To: smokingfrog
A couple of bucks for citrate of magnesia will “cleanse” the pipes clean as the inside of the barrel on a brand new shotgun.
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posted on
01/09/2012 12:04:34 PM PST
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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