[JRandomFreeper]

Ya know, I'm a grumpy old fart that is allergic to small children. I don't like them. Mine are grown and gone, and that's good for me.

But who turns out a kid? A little food, a cot in the corner... Even I'm not that hard-hearted.

If I can eat, there's food for a bratling.

/johnny

[teenyelliott]

Your post made me laugh. A bratling, that is funny.

[papertyger]

If I can eat, there's food for a bratling.

Who said anything about "food?"