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Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

Posted on 01/31/2012 7:28:52 PM PST by srm913

Edited on 01/31/2012 8:21:00 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment (as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker) . While lurking tonight (the internet version of peeping in your windows) for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic (which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years).

Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! (after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: mittbot; myth; troll; victorkilo; vikingcats; zot; zuluoscartango
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To: srm913
There are 46 states to go. For you maybe 53. Adios.


41 posted on 01/31/2012 8:21:57 PM PST by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: srm913

Child rapists have discovered Freerepublic? Pity.


42 posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:18 PM PST by LouAvul
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To: dragonblustar

First actual potential explanation I’ve seen since Obama began destroying America, for the stubborn refusal of many who study such things - to accept the idea that Obama is in fact the anti-Christ. Sure seemed the type, from the get-go.

The explanation has consistently been Obama isn’t the one, but the one preparing the way for him.

Before now, ... Just didn’t see how that was likely.

Now suddenly, a bit of an epiphany. Could it be Romney?

As we watch this primary, it’s becoming obvious that Romney is not a nice person. His flying monkeys have been sabotaging every potential competitor since the day McCain introduced Sarah Palin to America.

He’s all about destroying things. He is not driven by patriotism. He’s driven by megalomania.

I’m ready to start wondering if Romney is the anti-Christ.

Sure. He seems the type. Absolutely.

Another reason not to vote for the guy. :D


43 posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:58 PM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (Escape the Rino preserve!)
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To: srm913; darkwing104; 50mm; Old Sarge; 230FMJ; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; ...
Faggoty Mittwit srm913 gets the ZOT.

To be added or removed from the Viking Kitty/ZOT Ping List, FReepmail Darkwing104 or 50mm.

44 posted on 01/31/2012 8:24:29 PM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: cynwoody
One of his posts read:

"There were a few times some posters found out that I am a Mormon, and their reactions were almost unprintable. It's amazing how much terror and havoc one can wreak simply by uttering the dreaded M-word."

That may explain his strange post tonight.

45 posted on 01/31/2012 8:25:10 PM PST by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: re_nortex
I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever seen a thread revived after the poster has been zotted. I enjoyed the edits. Jim's a feisty one, ain't he?
46 posted on 01/31/2012 8:26:44 PM PST by RedCell (Honor thy Father (9/6/07) - Semper Fi / "...it is their duty, to throw off such government...")
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To: srm913
Nitwit, you are living proof that apparently Joseph Smith had sex with a hyena. Have nice day.
47 posted on 01/31/2012 8:26:59 PM PST by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: srm913
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48 posted on 01/31/2012 8:30:39 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: srm913

You look angry.

49 posted on 01/31/2012 8:33:25 PM PST by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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To: srm913
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50 posted on 01/31/2012 8:33:45 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: srm913

Show me on the Mitt Doll where Conservatives offended you.


51 posted on 01/31/2012 8:34:36 PM PST by mnehring
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To: srm913

Ah, more of that fine conservative Mormon activity....

LOL...


52 posted on 01/31/2012 8:34:48 PM PST by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: srm913

Check the yellow pages, you are definitely are in need of a shrink.


53 posted on 01/31/2012 8:34:56 PM PST by jazusamo (Character assassination is just another form of voter fraud: Thomas Sowell)
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To: RedCell

There was a thread about a year ago, some guy decided for some reason (I forget why) that he was about to be arrested and he kicked a whole hornet nest.

The thread immediately went into aluminum foil territory, and the guy who posted it went silent.

I think it got zotted, but then came back. Didn’t follow what happened.


54 posted on 01/31/2012 8:35:33 PM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (What if Obama isn't the anti-Christ after all? What if it's Romney?...)
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To: ejonesie22

http://romneyfacts.com/money.php?emp=USBANK


55 posted on 01/31/2012 8:35:43 PM PST by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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To: 50mm

Do I get pinged before or after the zot? I don’t think I’ve ever been IBTZ. Add me.


56 posted on 01/31/2012 8:35:54 PM PST by FishinTX (Annoy liberals, VOTE NEWT.)
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To: srm913

You need a good spanking, rude boy/girl.


57 posted on 01/31/2012 8:39:37 PM PST by constantvigilance
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To: srm913; 50mm; darkwing104; Arrowhead1952; Darksheare; onyx; TheOldLady; Lady Jag; Allegra; Chode; ..

You're A Homo!!

58 posted on 01/31/2012 8:42:32 PM PST by DarthVader (Politicians govern out of self interest, Statesmen govern for a Vision greater than themselves)
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To: srm913

Myth Romney was forced by conservatives to burn 20 million in Florida alone.

Schadenfreude that gay boy.


59 posted on 01/31/2012 8:46:18 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (#withNewt)
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To: srm913

Son, what you’re feeling isn’t Schadenfreude unless that is German slang for anal warts. The good guys lost a state primary to a greasy schmuck, a guy just like you. It happens.


60 posted on 01/31/2012 8:47:58 PM PST by Billthedrill
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