To: xrmusn
Someone, somewhere, has to be responsible for creating new material.
A psychic, an optometrist, and a comedian walk into a bar.
The comedian says, “How come I was the only one who saw that coming?”
1,187 posted on
02/25/2012 1:56:17 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,189 posted on
02/25/2012 2:12:05 PM PST by
Monkey Face
(Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
To: NicknamedBob
“How come I was the only one who saw that coming?”
When the psychic asks your name, you are in the wrong place.
OR
If you weren’t supposed to eat it why is it shaped like a taco?
1,192 posted on
02/25/2012 3:09:39 PM PST by
xrmusn
((6/98) Don't ask me to steal FOR you and chances are pretty good I won't steal FROM you.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
A priest, a rabbi, and a imam are sitting side by side on an airplane ... but it’s a very short flight and none of them speaks to the others.
1,195 posted on
02/25/2012 4:46:35 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(I used to be difficult, but after watching 46 episodes of "Lie to Me," I'm impossible!)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
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Ugh!!
1,210 posted on
02/25/2012 7:14:20 PM PST by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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